For fun. All work and no play makes for a very slow day…
Setting the stage: What you see above is the drivers side door of my car. The white and brown “stuff” you see? Those are remnants of birds who have perched on the side of my car. You know… I don’t want to type it…not yet at least.
Take a second and see if you can answer the question you have to be asking yourself… It’s the same one I’ve been attempting to answer for the past week. Why on earth would a bird perch and then poop on my car door?
Are you back? Here’s my lighthearted attempt at answering this very puzzling question. It’ probably more Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy… But I’m game if you are.
What you don’t see in the picture are two crab apple trees directly to that side of my driveway. Said birds have been eating these crab apples… But, because the crab apples are way beyond ripe, I say they’ve fermented.
And because the birds are small, they become a little buzzed. Which we all know leads to bad things…
So, it’s Spring… Birds are feeling a little frisky, they’ll be settling down to nest soon…
Well, they make it to my car door, maybe to just rest because they know they shouldn’t be flying. But, what do their eyes see? But a reflection of them self. So they begin to puff their chest out a little bit, maybe strut, see if they’ve lost their winter weight… You know, all the stuff to make sure their lookin’ nice for the ladies…
And with all this funny business going on, they also happen to relieve themselves there as well. Ta-da, that’s how my door is a complete mess.
Well, does it make sense? Or am I completely off my rocker?
I do want to point out that I did zero research about anything I may or may not have said or thought throughout this post.
Have a great day. Feel free to buy a house from me today as well. I promise I’ll have my door cleaned off… Unless you’d like to see it…
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My name is Adam Holberg and I’m a Realtor with First Weber of Wisconsin Rapids. This website is designed to inform and help bring conversation to a topic I love, real estate.